Laying Down Game

The Laying Down Game or LDG is simple.

1. Hit the floor face first.
2. Have your portrait made.
3. Send the best version to submit@layingdowngame.net (file should be < 3 meg)
4. Check out the site and laugh 'til you pee yourself.

Please do not send us anything tremendously gross or offensive as it won't get posted anyway. Try not to get killed or arrested when setting up and making your image.

We are not responsible for anything that happens to you, your property or your reputation as a result of this game. We are also aware of being grammatically incorrect. When using the verb "lay", there should be a direct object which in this case does not exist. Therefore, it would be grammatically correct to call this the "lying down game" but as you can see, we did not do that.


Taking a quick LDG rest after a long week of work.

Taking a quick LDG rest after a long week of work.

Laying Down Gamer, Erik, writes:

Photo 1: This was taken 400’ above the Thames. Beautiful and terrifying. This photo was taken in a small glass pod crammed with 25 people (who had to cram into one side so that Abigail could take this photo)

Photo 2: The Where’s Waldo of LDG photos, I did my best to blend into the back of the lion. For what it’s worth, the lion was both slippery and satisfying.

Photo 3: You have to see this one to believe it. You have to look closely, but I’m actually laying on top of the helicopter near the rotors. It’s very difficult to see in this photo, so you’ll have to take my word for the most extreme LDG photo ever taken. Factoid - I almost died 3 times in shooting this photo.

Photo 4: Here I am laying on the railing above the Thames. It is November, and a fall into the water would have been chilly, but it was worth it.

Photo 5: This was the most painful of my London LDG photos. I haven’t had it checked out, but I attribute my nearsightedness to this LDG photo. If you look closely you’ll see that my face is beet red. Despite that, I was still unable to lock out in true board-stiff, LDG fashion. Also worth noting, the top of the post I’m LDGing on is actually pointy, not round. Extra painful.

A Laying Down Gamer, Jason, writes:

I recently traveled for 10 days with Jen around Thailand & Cambodia. As only you all could understand & appreciate, this trip to SE Asia became less of a vacation and more of an obsessed mission to lay down. Attached are six highlights of our recent travels:

Photo 1. In the mountainous region of northern Thailand near Chiang Mai, we spent one day venturing up to the highest most point in all of Thailand. There at the very top of Doi Inthanon mountain (8,408 ft) sits an incredible structure with a steep staircase leading up to a beautiful pagoda housing a magnificent 30-foot tall golden statue of Buddha that people from all over the world come to worship. More importantly, the staircase was a pretty cool place to lay down.

Photo 2. Next, we were off to southern Thailand where on the crystal clear waters of the Phi Phi islands just off the coast of Phucket Thailand, I was struck by how peaceful the beaches were, how warm the ocean was, and how much sand I kept getting up my nose laying down.

Photos 3-5. After a week in Thailand, we flew to Cambodia to visit Angkor Wat, the largest temple in the world, and its surrounding 120 sq miles of ancient ruins. The hand-carved stonework dates back over 800 years and could only truly be appreciated up close with one’s face pressed against the oven hot rock.

Photo 6. On our way home from SE Asia, we spent this past weekend in Dallas, TX… We took a weekend trip to visit the swamplands of Uncertain, TX. Uncertain is actually the name of the town, but there’s nothing uncertain about how enchanting this laying down experience proved to be.

A scenic pose!

A scenic pose!

A lovely fire mantle decoration.

A lovely fire mantle decoration.

Top this y’all…our second official submission.

At Beaver Stadium (that’s Penn State, yo!)…in front of 110,000 people (110,000 PEOPLE!!!)…at halftime (HAAALFTIME!!!!!)…on the field of the football game.

Kudos, my friend.

Pics from the fam…

My mother-in-law in my house after helping us clean.  She’s just tired.

At the airport.  That’s how I feel at airports too.

Gotta love the clench.

Laying down in front of a huge Slinky ball.

Adorable.  One of my favorites.

All the kids are doing it these days!

Awesome! Our first submission!!!

Check it out…this is from Josh Johnson - www.joshjohnsonphoto.com.  That’s Kevin Kubota in the background giving a presentation at the Pictage conference in New Orleans.  That’s gutsy, Josh.  Kevin’s a real bear about people messing with him during his programs.  You’re lucky he didn’t make you dance in front of the crowd!

How’s this for some inspiration???

Check out Kevin Kubota’s blog about The Laying Down Game.  Here’s a link featuring our latest foray into the deepest, darkest corners of New York City and Vermont where we played the Game with reckless abandon!  Enjoy!!! (and remember, send your pics to submit@layingdowngame.net)